The Cariboo News Weekly

Yes! I'm actually thinking!  I'm thinking about Thetan therapy. Is there anything like that for them? Do they ask for help when money gets low? Who do they turn to? Many questions, but no CLEAR (get it) answers. I'm thinking maybe they should sell the boring Tesla cyber trucks and buy Buicks. Better looking and smooth riding. Maybe convert them into Low Riders? SMOOTH! Then they would be cool! Yeah I like that. Cool, low rider, Thetan therapy. There's some good vibes there. I can hear the song now LOW RIDER. 

So the penguin ate the fish and flew out to the parking lot. It got in its Buick and drove to Squamish and threw up.  Don't have fish for breakfast.

So did you get the discount? 

The lonely buffalo 🦬, believed to be a wood buffalo has been seen by a anonymous member of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.    An interesting thing about wood buffalo, they are the largest animals in North America. It was a surprise to me that they are bigger than a bull moose!!    Isn't that wonderful? I once had my picture taken standing beside one. His shoulder was higher than me. I'm 6 ft tall. For some reason I always considered the moose was the biggest animal.   I guess that it was because I once had one standing beside my car looking down at me. She was BIG. Or at least from my point of view. I was in a convertible and had stopped to let the little buffalo cross the highway.