The Cariboo News Weekly

We're into the eleventh day of smoke warning. Yellow today, so a bit better than the last few days of orange.  It's a good sign I think. This being smoky has been getting old, as they say. I'm hopeful that this will be the beginning of the END for breathing smoke. There's not a helluva lot more to be said. The fires need to go. Let's get back to some nice wet 🌧️ ☔ rainy weather. 

Yes! I'm actually thinking!  I'm thinking about Thetan therapy. Is there anything like that for them? Do they ask for help when money gets low? Who do they turn to? Many questions, but no CLEAR (get it) answers. I'm thinking maybe they should sell the boring Tesla cyber trucks and buy Buicks. Better looking and smooth riding. Maybe convert them into Low Riders? SMOOTH! Then they would be cool! Yeah I like that. Cool, low rider, Thetan therapy. There's some good vibes there. I can hear the song now LOW RIDER.