The Cariboo News Weekly

The orcas are going to be feasting on penguin meat. If you think that Thetans are good for business try telling the BC premier. He says they taste bad.  They also have the BAD cholesterol. Do you want dead whales washing up on the beaches?  Think of the smell.

 The BC COAST TANKER BAN, under review? The BC coast is also a prime breeding ground for penguins. Like most birds, the penguins migrate. They follow the whales North to Alaska (would that be a good name for a song?)  One tanker full of Tar sands Crude would ruin a lot of Tuxedos. Here comes the caps: "KEEP THE TANKERS AWAY FROM THE BC COAST."